Not your swing. Not your clubs. Not what you spent on either. So we fixed the other two.
$19.99 a month for both · Caddie on its own $9.99 · Cancel anytime
A dozen golf balls a month — recovered, graded, and you would have to be told they weren't new. Return them into the woods; we go and collect, and a fresh dozen shows up next month. The caddie comes with it.
How the rental works →A dozen balls for ten dollars more than the app
Solution two · The strokeTell it the score you want. It plans all 18 holes to get you there, and tracks where you stand while you play.
See the app →Included free if you rent the balls
It never did. The clubs are fine, the balls are handled, and the pond is just a return address. What's left is the decisions.
Cancel anytime · The caddie works offline once loaded
$19.99 a month buys you a dozen golf balls — used, and honestly indistinguishable from new. Return them wherever they land, and a fresh dozen shows up next month.
$19.99, and twelve golf balls arrive at your door. Recovered, cleaned and graded — used balls that fly, sound and putt like new ones, because that's all they are.
Nothing to pack. Nothing to mail. No label, no post office, no box in the hallway. You just keep walking.
However many came back, however few. Twelve more turn up and you start again.
There is no wrong place to leave one, and no such thing as returning too many. Without you, we couldn't be us.
Rather just buy them? Same balls, one bag at a time. Plus caps, towels and merch.
The pond stops being a decision. It's just a return. Caddie's included.
Not swing tips. Not gear. It knows your number, plans all 18 holes around it, and tracks where you stand.
Pick what you want to shoot. Your caddie works out what it takes, then tracks it hole by hole.
Real math from the app — the same function that runs on every hole you play.
Ace, Birdie, Chip or Sandy. A plan before you tee off, a word after every hole, no lecture when you chunk it.
Seventeen bogeys and one par gets you in at 89. It knows where you stand after every hole.
Seven categories. Drop or re-tee, one stroke or none. Look it up before the argument starts.
Scratch to 25+. Track your index and see what's costing you — fairways, greens, three-putts.
You're holding a club and your group is waiting. Read it in a second. Put it away.
Playing a holeWhere you stand, and what your caddie thinks
After the roundWhat it cost you, in plain words
Rules, settledBefore the argument, not after
The caddie, plus every ball you'll hit into the trees.
See the rental →$9.99 for the caddie. Or $19.99, and a dozen golf balls come with it.
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The golf industry sells you the idea that the next purchase is the one that fixes your game. It never is. So we named the company after the truth nobody in a pro shop will tell you.
Neither will the $60 golf ball. The gear the pros play is built for swings you don't have — and the ball goes in the pond exactly the same, only it costs more to watch it sink.
They're good because they make better decisions. Where to aim. When to lay up. Which miss to take. None of that is for sale in the equipment aisle — so that's the part we built the app around.
Recovered balls that look and fly like new, for a fraction of the price. And a caddie that fixes the free thing — your decisions. Keep your clubs. Keep your swing. They were never the problem.
You don't need high-end anything to be a good golfer. You need stuff that's good enough and a head for the decisions. That's the whole company, in three words.
The balls are handled. The decisions are handled. Your swing stays exactly as it is.